...well, all 'ell let loose, first of all he scoffed all Jazzy's one pan chocolate, banana, cherry, mars bar mud pie, she had made it specially, then he started guzzling the very warm Lambrusco as supplied by CC...she knows how to party that girl, and if that wasn't enough , he started rummaging into Linda's rucksack for her secret stash of gin, ( can't keep secrets like that for long Linny Loo), thank goodness BellaT was on hand waving her rose quartz in the air and shaking a bag of pork scratchings in Blobby's face...'come with me Mr Blobby darling, let's take a little walkie....by the way...what is the correct male genitalia word for your little wibbly wobbly ' her dulcet tones could be heard whispering in his ear as they disappeared further into the woods ...then to our total shock and amazement, we realised she'd taken the gin too, the little ratbag ...NOW WHAT?...
The rest of them fell to the ground in disbelief! Quickly gathering themselves together after doing a quick Happy Baby yoga pose and then a quick couple of Downward Dogs, they set off after BellaT and Mr Blobby, following Mr Blobby’s spots which kept dropping off until they caught up with them and discovered it wasn’t Mr Blobby after all but that naughty ……
"Oh Jamie Boy" cried Jazzy in disgust. "How could you do this to me, after all the hours we've been together and all the Olive Oil you've drizzled my way"
Jazzy tuck hold of the large cauliflower she had been saving to roast as curried steaks and hurled it at Jamie, sadly missing his head and knocking....