When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
per-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk
all the cider and hidden the liquor...
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa.
Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree. Can we have this thread as a sticky please mods so we can keep it ongoing...if that is Ok... just for bits and pieces to make us smile...photos, things children say, one liners....does anyone else think it is a good idea or shall I get back in me box
I bet we can all guess Santa’s reply …………. good one Cj 🤣🤣🤣
Hey Santa, listen up mate, you should have reunited your reindeer boys with their girlfriends on 19th October, then they wouldn’t have jumped the fence and gone off making whoopee when you need them for sleigh duties 🤣🤣
Getting on the elevator one of my heels heel first got stuck in the gap then after I yanked it out the shoe came off my foot going on its own elevator ride . A Security man later brought it to my office with the heel partly pulled off. Oh the horror ! It got better , the taxi driver looked shocked & confused seeing a white foreign woman in a suit but in stocking feet carrying her shoes get in his car .Am sure he will enjoy telling the story to his wife.
Jethro passed away this week, we saw him several times when we lived in Cornwall, he could get very risque and was definitely not PC, but he was a very dear man and did such a lot for local causes...here is one of his 'clean' jokes....you have to read it in a Cornish accent ...aw right me hansoms?
Jethro and Denzil went out in Penzance one night on the ale and they drank so much they missed the last bus home to Saint Just.
Anyway, Jethro says, “Lets go down to the bus depot and borrow a bus to drive us home in.”
When they get there, it’s all locked up with the buses in the yard.
“I”ll tell ‘e what, boy,” says Jethro, “You go inside and get a bus while I keep a look out.”
Anyway, Denzil Penberthy goes in and it’s ages before he comes out driving a bus.
‘”What happened to ‘e?” asks Jethro
“It was like this,” says Denzil, “I had to move the buses round because the Saint Just one was at the back of the garage.”